so, Mama Kat over at Mama' Losin' it hosts writers' workshops and as you know, sometimes I feel inspired! Well, there were some good ones last week, but we were crazy busy, so I'm just getting to it now!
write a creative want ad...
WANTED....
a wife for the wife
Looking for someone to be my wife, preferably a little on the old fashioned side, someone who can keep up with the laundry and the cleaning (not one or the other), likes to bake from scratch, prepare properly balanced meals also from scratch. When those things are taken care of, this person must also be a good companion for this wife - must like to read, knit, sew, photography, hanging out on the back porch, volunteer, participate in moms' groups and Bible studies, hang out with my kids who also enjoy crafting of all sorts! She must not be too thin or too pretty but able to help motivate me to do a little more in the working out category! Must have working knowledge of budgeting, bill paying, menu planning, grocery shopping, PTO meeting protocol and teaching PRE. Must enjoy lively discussions and hanging out with the family! Ability to teach dogs to stop barking every time the wind blows is an added plus!
Any interested candidates simply apply here!
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