Not me....

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This past week, no matter what anyone else tells you to the contrary, I most certainly DID NOT:
tell the girls that as long as there was no "visible dirt" on their clothes, I was perfectly fine with whatever they wore!!
take a big fat nap on more than one occasion in the middle of the day just because I could
laugh out loud at the school psychologist who suggested that we should start making Little S ride the bus to school in the mornings, thinking that having lunch with me on friday would be enough motivation to help her overcome whatever it is inside her that SERIOUSLY does not want to ride the bus
wait until the very last possible second to mail my nephew's birthday present - his birthday happens to be today!  Happy 10th Birthday Wack!!!
shamelessly heckle customers at the grocery store in an effort to help the girls sell more cookies at the girl scout cookie booth!
make the kids watch their movie in the living room so me and my friend could watch our movie in the theater room in the new chairs
make a few "changes" on the DVR 'to do list' that may perhaps have been to my advantage
Feeling very pious reading my 'not me'?  Trying doing your own - be sure to link back to mckmama!!!